I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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