He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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