I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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