i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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