How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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