Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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