I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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