your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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