I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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