Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So much Jack, so little girl.
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How drunk are you?
Completed.
last night I used snow as a chaser
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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