from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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