office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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