And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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