Duck Duck Cougar?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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