i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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