I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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