Michael Bay diarrhea
Everything about him screamed your future.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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