I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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