Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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