btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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