You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
