Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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