i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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