I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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