yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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