i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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