YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you win again, gameday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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