white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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