last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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