Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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