Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
okay pat passed out under dana's car
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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