next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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