oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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