I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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