just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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