Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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