Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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