she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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