It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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