She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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