we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Still dying that you shit outside
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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