Your dad touched me again.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it because I queefed?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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