Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Shame - the story of my life.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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