Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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