Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Congratulations! We have a period
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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