Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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