Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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