Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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