If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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