Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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