paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
