I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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