Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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