I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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